Thursday, April 8, 2010

The Last Tree in the World


The right likes to say that Global Warming is a propaganda device foisted on the masses to keep them from riding SUVs. I blame GW on the millions of fat people sweating too much. Their body heat is another unrecognized factor, which I've come to realize with the addition of 10 kilos of winter weight, mostly of it beer bloat. If you are not part of the solution then you are part of the problem. i find myself using more toilet paper.

More food.

More shit.

More toilet paper.

I recognize my impact and that one day the world will run out of trees.

No toilet paper is only one of the losses.

Think about the dogs.

Wipe your ass less.

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