Monday, June 23, 2008

Daring Airport Robbery at Cobra Swamp


Two gunman stuck a blow against the international banking system fucking over the masses with a daring daylight raid at the Savarnabhummi bank. They wore black jackets marked POLICE and forced the single female employee to open the safe. She resisted until one thief smacked her face and then it was open SESAME, unfortunately they also needed a key and waited 30 minutes for the arrival of the manager, who didn't need to be smacked at all to provide the necessary key.

Upon leaving the robbers warned the employees to not cooperate with the police or else they would be visited with more violence in the future. The police were quick to say that just because a bank robber wears a jacket with POLICE doesn't make them a policeman and suspect that this was a an inside job.

The take was only 3.3 million baht, barely enough to make the finance authorities realize that they will be seeing a lot for robberies in this challenging times.

Why do people rob banks?

Because that's where the money is.

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