Missiopn Creep

You'll be surprised at how quickly mission creep oversteps the parameters of your stalking.

Jocko Weyland responded to this emailed sentence about his stalking project in Beijing.

This is a really weird sentence, but I think I know what it means.

I emailed back

I don't believe in torture

I don't believe in torture unless it's to save lives

I don't believe in torture unless it's to save lives as fast as possible

I don't believe in torture unless it's to save lives as fast as possible so i can drink beer

I don't believe in torture unless it's to save lives as fast as possible so i can drink beer while I torture people.

I don't believe in torture unless it's to save lives as fast as possible so i can drink beer while I torture people, especially blindfolded young girls.

I don't believe in torture unless it's to save lives as fast as possible so i can drink beer while I torture people, especially blindfolded young girls and it's all for a good cause.