George W Bush incensed that the USA has yet to find Osama Bin Laden has pulled out all the stops to capture the 9/11 mastermind before his departure from 1600 Pennsylvannia Avenue and this week Federal authorities arrested hundreds of adult prostitutes and 21 throw-away over a five-day series of raids in a vain attempt to discover if any of them knew where Osama Bin Laden is hiding under the guise as a pimp. None of the arrestees admitted to any contact with the Al-Qaeda leader, despite threats of deportation to Gitmo. The FBI director was disappointed with these sexual criminals and victims for not doing their patriotic duty.
"I'm sure one of them has to have heard something from their customers." Mr. Mueller also promised to widen the country-wide sweep to gain more information on the terrorist's whereabouts.
"We'll get him if it takes a hundred years."
It's already taken 7, so there's only 93 to go.
The FBI are looking for female undercover agents to work as prostitutes.
Good luck to the forces of evil.
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