America is a land of No; no drugs, no drinking, no weird sex. America is also a country of innovation and the two nations went head to head this week when under-cover detectives raided a 'brothel bus' cruising Miami Beach's beach strip . The popular trip on the Babylon-mobile cost $40 for an open bar with scantily clad lap dancers willing to provide oral sex for a $100. Sodom and Gomorrah was taken off the brothel bus' list of destinations after females officers in party dress witnessed money changing hands for sex. Miami Beach Police confiscated the elaborately-decorated limo and arrested the 29 year-old entrepreneur for pandering and the usual assortment of sexual misdemeanors as part of a city-wide crackdown on the sex industry.
Why can't they let the people have fun?
Mostly because they're too fat to have sex.
My uncle Carmine always thought America would be much better letting people sin without it being a crime; suicide, smoking, drinking, sex, drugs, whatever. You establish a DMZ for the sodomites and they can do anything they want there as long as they sign a waiver absolving the State, Feds, and anyone else of possible legal actions.
"Let the people be free."
Uncle Carmine is right.
But not Miami Beach.
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