Wednesday, August 20, 2008

America Loves the Old Dude


The Old Dude from Arizona has enjoyed a sharp rise in the polls during the dog days of August, proving the sun doesn't shine on the same butt all the time. 46% of Americans likely to vote considered John McCain as stronger leader for the next four years according to a Reuters/Zogby poll.

"Drill now." and "We are all Georgians." as well as the ad linking his opponent, a black man, to two famous white blondes has resonated with the electorate worried about 'whites' losing their majority in 2040.

"I don't trust Obama." My brother was firmly behind the Old Dude, having twice pulled the lever for Bush.

"What don't you trust him about?"

"The economy. The war. And other things."

His wife, a die-hard Bush loyalist, echoed his sentiment.

"Who would you trust babysitting your kids?"

"McCain."

To counteract this reversal I've joined Stormfront online, a white racist website, to convince the die-hards that a vote for Obama is a vote against the Zionist fanatic John McCain.

My handle is White Steele.

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