Monday, August 11, 2008

GW Bush goes to Chink Church


"China has nothing to worry about Christian churches." GW Bush said coming out of tiny Protestant church in Beijing with his wife and unmarried daughter. "That's all I got to say on the matter."

GW Bush has done his best to show his appreciation to his Chinese hosts and no Far East analysts think he will puked on his shoes in the tradition of Bushes in the Orient. Neitehr will be bow to the wishes of his more zealotic advisers and visit a 'home church', whose members have been detained by the State Security forces for riding bicycles.

Some critics are accusing GW Bush of sucking up to China

"I'm hear for the Olympics." He said at the USA-China basketball game. "We won big."

101-70

No contest.

USA USA USA

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