Monday, February 16, 2009

HELP ET


World leaders are increasingly concerned about the collapse of the global economy. No one has an answer to the problems, mostly because the problems multiply every day. I personally have been looking to the sky for our redemption. Not in the form of angels blowing clarion horns, but UFOs piloted by ETs looking to pay retail for everything we have on Earth. This is a wild dream, since our planet is located on the fringe of the galaxy far from the flow of interstellar traffic, however the universe is changing shape all the time and we can only hope that within the next six months a fleet of entertainment-hungry aliens notice the third rock from the Sun.

This hope was crushed yesterday by the sighting of a UFO flaming through the stratosphere.

Government officials claimed the phenomena was caused by the collision of a US and Soviet satellite. I know better. It was a friendly mission from the farthest reaches of the stars. They wanted to buy SUVs at the going rate. McMansions too. Instead their spacecraft struck low-orbit debris. Texans watched its fall from grace with awe.

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