Thursday, March 26, 2009

Cook County Cock Crusade


Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them.

JERRY FALWELL, Crossfire, May 17, 1997

Cook County Sheriff Thomas Dart shares the reverends views on the world's oldest profession and sent out his forces of law and order to arrest over 149 men and women for breaking the commandment on adultery and probably sodomy too, blaming the website www.craiglist.com for promoting sex-for-cash transaction throughout the USA.

"Craigslist is the single largest source of prostitution in the nation."

And to end this scourge he has sued the website to desist from entering any ads offering sex for money.

Only problem is that Craiglist doesn't have the manpower to police the more than 30,000,000 listings per month. The Chicago area is safe under the aegis of their sheriff, but other parts of America seem doomed to follow the ways of the flesh.

Let's hope they all get to Babylon safely.

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