Sunday, March 1, 2009

DEA still working for GW Bush


The State Department announced on Friday that Venezuala remains a key transit point for the #1 cocaine consuming country in the world, the good old USA. The president of that Latin American democracy was quick to attack the report by saying, "Is there a new government in the United States or is it Bush still in power? Obama seems to be a continuation of the Bush era. But it doesn't matter to me. Regardless of US imperialism, this revolution will continue its course."

GW Bush is not in power, however his minions are spread throughout the USA government and act, as if the deposed president was in the White House, instead of treating his post-partum depression with massive amounts of cocaine in Crawford, Texas.

What proof of his drug habit?

The tabloids at the supermarket checkout blared headlines 'president Bush depressed and paranoid'.

To me these banners say he has resumed the cocaine treatment for these ailments.

President Chavez of Venezuala is not so convinced and accused Obama of being a Bush puppet, "The Obama administration has again attacked Venezuela. He said that Venezuela and I, even citing my name, do not cooperate in the fight against drug trafficking. The country that most supports drug trafficking on this planet is the United States.

"The United States is the world's leading consumer of drugs. Why can't they stop drugs from coming into their country? Obama, you take care of your business and I'll take care of mine. Don't mess with me, Mr Obama."

Venezuala suspended any anti-drug enforcement after the Bush regime attempted to overthrow his government.

President Obama has yet to make a comment about this dispute, although the hard-hitting reporters of TIME magazine have reported that the 44th President prefers Coke to Pepsi.

Give the man a straw.

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