Saturday, June 6, 2009

Alaska Next


Alaska is the US State closest to the Asia and citizens of the 49th state have been expressing their concern about the possibility of North Korean missiles attacking their canneries and cruise ship harbors. Defense Secretary Robert Gates' attempts to placate their fears further fueled their paranoia in the face of the Obama regime cutting back on missile defense funding..

"I think they are going to find a target to shoot it at, right here. You lose Prudhoe Bay and the state is gone." A 72 year-old English teacher told reporters dying to flog a story. "I am sure that if anybody is looking at strategic locations North Pole is probably on the radar."

Both Pearl Harbor and 9/11 were in many people's minds as they went shopping at Wal-Mart, mostly stocked with goods made in China, North Korea's most staunch ally.

Thankfully the governor Sarah Palin hasn't issued a comment to the media.

The North Koreans could be aiming at her daughter's boyfriend's house.

I don't think that she would have a problem giving them the coordinates.

What was his name anyway?

Spike?

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