Everyday emails flood my mailbox.
Increase your sperm load.
Grow 3-4 inches of penis instantly.
Viagra for renewed sexual vitality.
Living in Pattaya I can understand their targeting a man in his 50s surrounded by go-go bars, bars, and promenades of promiscuity.
A urban legend particular to Pattaya rumors that the local hospitals bodybag 50-60 middle-aged western males monthly. They are kids in a candy shop after living in purgatorial suburbs and they want it all now. Viagra, sex, booze.
Pattaya.
These pilgrims of lust see the girl of their porno fantasies on stage at a go-go. Usually someone less than half their age. Some objects of desire even a third. Pattaya gets some real old boys Like elephants ready to die, although the cause of death here can only be partially pinned on old age.
'Blue boys' races your heart. Bigger penis means more blood to energize your loins for a 'money shot'. Your body's system redlines and a capillary in your heart implodes. Many males ignore the warning signs and die in the saddle.
But I can understand they're buying all this crap over the internet if they're here.
They might come in useful in the cause of perversity, but why would anyone in America buy the stuff?
No one is having sex.
Men are, but only while watching internet porn.
Viagra to masturbate. Medicine to increase your sperm load to masturbate. Endurance drugs to masturbate. Scary and that's why I don't shake any men's hands in America anymore.
Can't tell where it's been.
Worst is that the Pentagon has announced that they want to give the mountain troops in Afghanistan Viagra so they can cope with the high altitude. Now that's some real military genius. Have a bunch of soldiers take Viagra and walk in the mountains with Superman like erections for 8 hours.
They'd be better off with coca leaves.
Of course that's against the law.
So is buying Viagra without a prescription like Russ Limbaugh.
He was getting off a private plane from the Dominican Republic.
Only need Viagra for one thing there, but why did he bring it back so he could watch more porno at home.
Pattaya has cured me of porno and I don't ever feel the need to be an ancient XXX star.
Years ago I was in LA with a friend. Sharon was a veteran porn star. I was staying at her place in North Hollywood. One evening the phone rang. It was Harry Reems. The star of DEEP THROAT. He was bad shape from drugs. We called the 911. The operator said EMS didn't go to that address anymore. Been too many times already. Sharon and I drove over his Hollywood Hills bungalow. A scary ride in the rain since she was legally blind. We found Harry in his bed near dead. We brought him back to life. In the morning he was back to normal and ready to meet his public, who were demanding another stellar XXX performance. He asked if i wanted to be an extra. I turned him down.
Sometimes you have to know when to hang up your skates.
Increase your sperm load.
Grow 3-4 inches of penis instantly.
Viagra for renewed sexual vitality.
Living in Pattaya I can understand their targeting a man in his 50s surrounded by go-go bars, bars, and promenades of promiscuity.
A urban legend particular to Pattaya rumors that the local hospitals bodybag 50-60 middle-aged western males monthly. They are kids in a candy shop after living in purgatorial suburbs and they want it all now. Viagra, sex, booze.
Pattaya.
These pilgrims of lust see the girl of their porno fantasies on stage at a go-go. Usually someone less than half their age. Some objects of desire even a third. Pattaya gets some real old boys Like elephants ready to die, although the cause of death here can only be partially pinned on old age.
'Blue boys' races your heart. Bigger penis means more blood to energize your loins for a 'money shot'. Your body's system redlines and a capillary in your heart implodes. Many males ignore the warning signs and die in the saddle.
But I can understand they're buying all this crap over the internet if they're here.
They might come in useful in the cause of perversity, but why would anyone in America buy the stuff?
No one is having sex.
Men are, but only while watching internet porn.
Viagra to masturbate. Medicine to increase your sperm load to masturbate. Endurance drugs to masturbate. Scary and that's why I don't shake any men's hands in America anymore.
Can't tell where it's been.
Worst is that the Pentagon has announced that they want to give the mountain troops in Afghanistan Viagra so they can cope with the high altitude. Now that's some real military genius. Have a bunch of soldiers take Viagra and walk in the mountains with Superman like erections for 8 hours.
They'd be better off with coca leaves.
Of course that's against the law.
So is buying Viagra without a prescription like Russ Limbaugh.
He was getting off a private plane from the Dominican Republic.
Only need Viagra for one thing there, but why did he bring it back so he could watch more porno at home.
Pattaya has cured me of porno and I don't ever feel the need to be an ancient XXX star.
Years ago I was in LA with a friend. Sharon was a veteran porn star. I was staying at her place in North Hollywood. One evening the phone rang. It was Harry Reems. The star of DEEP THROAT. He was bad shape from drugs. We called the 911. The operator said EMS didn't go to that address anymore. Been too many times already. Sharon and I drove over his Hollywood Hills bungalow. A scary ride in the rain since she was legally blind. We found Harry in his bed near dead. We brought him back to life. In the morning he was back to normal and ready to meet his public, who were demanding another stellar XXX performance. He asked if i wanted to be an extra. I turned him down.
Sometimes you have to know when to hang up your skates.
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