Monday, March 31, 2008

Mia Nois approved by Thailand's Interior Minister

Earl Butz, the Agriculture Secretary for the failed Nixon regime, was a plain-speaking farmer.
"Negroes only like loose shoes, tight pussy, and a warm place to shit." This comment on Black America's apathy toward voting had everyone scratching their heads about the loose shoes. Most straight males like two of three. The loose shoes had white males scratching their heads.
It was the 1970s, so Earl survived this racist riposte. Not so his response to the Pope's condemnation of birth control. "You no playa the game, you no maka the rules."
Housed.
Thailand's Interior Minister is equally free with his opinion and this week Chalerm condoned the sexual harassment of female Bangkok Municipal workers by admitting that most Thai senior officials have mistresses.
I think he was using 'mostresses means plural too.
Next he'll want to install a paraphrase of Dachau's 'Arbeit macht frei' with 'Sex will get you places, women'.
I would caution female bureaucrats with the tale of Monica Lewinsky.
She fellated the second most powerful man in the universe.
Chuck Norris is #1.
Her liaison with Bill Clinton earned her immortality as a punchline and his swearing what happened between them wasn't sex.
The Press didn't see it that way and neither do the women at the BMA.
I have been with several women in my lifetime.
When they said 'no', it meant no.
Of course yes doesn't necessarily mean yes either.
At least Thailand isn't Iran where enacting the song ME AND MRS. JONES earns the unfaithful an old-fashioned biblical stoning, however neighboring Cambodia has banned several songs promoting adultery or mee choo in Thai.
"We are searching for other songs which affect people's honour, especially that of women," Phnom Penh governor Kep Chuktema said to explain the ban on three female-written songs 'If I Can't Be First Can I Be Second?, Love Another's Husband and May I Have a Piece of Your Heart Too?' from the nation's karaoke bars, which until now were unknown to the public.
The BBC ban on GOD SAVE THE QUEEN made it #1.
So soon Cambodian could have a new #1.
"Me and Mrs. Jones, we got a thing going on."
Thanks to Bun Rany the wife of the Khmer PM, Adultery is punishable with a $250 fine in Cambodia, so harken to the words of Thailand Interior Minister.
Come to Thailand and fool around.
Maybe Thais will openlove hotels at the border to help Cambodia's love-lost couples.
Serve them right for those casinos at Poipet.

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