Thursday, March 27, 2008

Paris Hilton in Pattaya


The spam sent to my website seems mostly dedicated to baldness cures, cheap Viagra and sex videos. The latter is dominated by Paris Hilton XXX movies. I suppose that her popularity stems from being a wayward heiress rather than her fashion model beauty. Almost like Cinderella in reverse, but I was surprised this week by the sighting of a transvestite Paris Hilton clone on Soi 6 this last week.
She was tall. Her long hair was millionairess blonde. The dress was knock-off Dior. Normally straight men were courting her with an unbridled avarice. The girls in the surrounding short-time bars cursed the Paris phantom under their breath. Several had dyed their hair blonde too. The effect was nowhere near the ladyboy's transformation.
She even called herself Paris, although it came out of her mouth 'Baris Hilron."
And in the backroom she was everyone's favorite.

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