Thursday, February 28, 2013
Liberatore En Paris
Turned Away Eyes
Deaf Girl
RESCUE FROM ABOVE
This afternoon a friend of Richie Boy walked into the diamond exchange. It was the end of the day. Kwan wasn't wearing a suit. I had never really spoken with him. The Wall Street trader had a high opinion of himself. His clothes had been purple lapels and his cars ran faster than the State Troopers lining the highway to the Hamptons. Like every other time he didn't say hello and I didn't mind, because I blamed him and his ilk for the end of prosperity.
"Can I speak to Richie?"
"Sure." I surveyed Kwan's wardrobe. His suit was a year old and the shirts were frayed at the collar. He was hitting bad times and I waved him into Richie Boy's office. I watched them through the darkened glass. Kwan dropped his head into his hands. Richie Boy was saying nothing. He was hearing a confession. I saw money change hands. Richie Boy was an easy touch, especially for down-on-their luck friends needing money. I just hoped that their was enough money left in the house to pay salaries on Friday.
Kwan left the office without saying a word.
He was no longer a master of the universe.
Richie Boy joined me at the window.
"Kwan's busted. He was getting sued by his ex-partner and the judge decided against him."
"How much?"
"Ten million."
"Shit." I had gone through $100,000 in the last year.
"And we thought we had it bad." Everyone was looking for a miracle. They looked to the skies, but the UFOs were staying clear of Earth. We were broke and ET was waiting for us to get broker.
"We're lucky, because we know how to scrap and guys like Kwan made their money easy." I had no respect for Wall Street. I considered them scum.
"Listen, I made a good living off them."
"They were no better than crack dealers." In actuality the crack dealers had been more honorable.
"Maybe, but Kwan's my friend." Richie Boy owed him money. More than he could pay today, but no one broke gets an even chance in this world.
"It's getting tough out there."
"We're in a recovery." Richie Boy was a true believer in capitalism.
"Yeah, right." I trusted in cash. The economy was a year away from revolution, but I couldn't say that in White America. They still drove SUVs.
We closed the safe and headed off to the nearest bar. They were serving oyster for $1 each. It was the new soup kitchen.
Let them eat oysters.
I like the ring of that and I supposed so had Marie Antoinette before the deluge.
Tuesday, February 26, 2013
Mixed Marriage
$600/Month
Sunday, February 24, 2013
Night-Stalking Bed_Stuy
Neigh For Horses
Saturday, February 23, 2013
The Ruins Back Then
Donnie Ward of the 1270
You Bet I Would Rita Hayworth
Ex-Benedict For Brunch
Chuck Norris Top Ten List
After Tom Selleck, Chuck Norris was my late gay brother’s favorite actor. Michael’s favoritism was based on trim facial hair. James Brolin was his third choice. Strangely Bryan La Boeuf, painter and rodeo phenom emailed a top ten list for Chuck Norris.
And Bryan is straight.
Being a Bruce Lee fan I have never understood the white guy martial arts thing, especially the fascination with that hairdresser Jean Claude Van Damm.
Steven Siegel said of that actor, “He’s a nice ballerina.”
Chuck is actually be tough and can back up being tough. Here's Chuck Norris's Top Ten List
1. Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
5. There is no chin under Chuck Norris’ Beard. There is only another fist.
6. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
7. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
8. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
9. Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
10. Chuck Norris doesn’t go hunting…. CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING.
Bruce Lee Versus Chuck Norris
Thursday, February 21, 2013
Chuck Norris Ain't Shit
Last Meal In Les Halles
"You want dessert?" Walter asked between a thoughtful chaw on the soft fish.
"No, I'm good." The carafe of wine was half-full. Walter was a slow drinker too. I turned my head.
The man next to us was dining alone. His face was more than a little red. He coughed and fell forward onto the table.
I snatched his plate of duck before he could face-plant in his meal.
His head thocked the table and he sighed his last breath.
Everyone in the restaurant regarded the man; knives and forks in hand.
I felt his pulse.
There was none and I told the waiter the same in my Boston-accented French.
"Merde," said the waiter since the dead man had yet to pay his bill.
The rest of the diners shrugged and tucked into their lunch.
"Dessert?" Walter repeated his offer.
"Creme Brulee."
Life goes on.
Wednesday, February 20, 2013
In Heaven Above
Back in the 80s I was invited to fashion shows by Claude Montana and Azzedine Alaïa. My friend were models and designers. Some have become famous and I was lucky enough to have known some of the most beautiful women in the world. Few were more exotic than Marpessa.
She was half-Dutch and half-Indonesia. Her beauty was frightening, but I seduced her into a dinner with the infamous art dealer Vonelli by saying that we wanted to exploit her beauty for NASA.
"Why?"
"Because NASA is broke and they want to hold a lottery to see who will be the first man to have sex in Space," I told her this in Dave's restaurant on Rue St. Roch. His BBQ ribs were exquisite and I piggyback their flavors to bullshit her about Vonelli being a NASA scientist. "He saw your photo on the cover of Vogue and said this woman could launch a Space Shuttle."
"C'est Vrai?" Marpessa spoke four languages and a fifth was saved for her lovers.
"Absolutelment." Vonelli was in his prime. He looked 50% CIA in his Brooks Brothers suit.
"Your face will grace posters across the globe. One night with Marpessa. $1."
"$1?" She usually gave it away from free to French painters.
"Times one billion people. We will make you rich." I couldn't believe she was buying my hooey, but Vonelli dropped a card on the table. It was only partially stained by BBQ sauce. "We will guarantee you $10 million for your efforts."
"And I'll have to go to Space?"
Vonelli and I pingponged a glance.
"Yes." He nodded like a senator okaying a secret assassination. "We call the project IN HEAVEN ABOVE."
"I'll do it."
We toasted our future.
It lasted to the door of Dave's.
Marpessa went her way in a taxi.
Vonelli and I repaired back to our table. Dave sat down and said, "You are mean. I want to wrapped you in Saran Wrap and cover you in Mayonnaise."
Sounds like the perfect Space Suit."
"For Heaven Above." Vonelli pointed skyward to the ceiling.
"You are mean to ignore me."
"And beauty is even meaner." Vonelli ordered a bottle of wine. We drank it regaling everyone about Heaven Above.
Everyone wanted to believe, for when the shit gets a foot high the cool step a foot higher.
Dali Dinner Tables
Free At Last In MIssissippi
The Mormon author of THE REDEMPTION OF COLUMBUS offered the supposition that slavery was a boon to mankind, since that particular institution established a value to human life previously sacrificed to satisfy the blood lust of pagan gods. A GOP politician echoed Orson Scott Card's theory in the 2012 election by saying that slavery in the South had improved the lives of Africans by cultivating western values in the savage beasts. Such thought is considered progressive in some parts of the Deep South and this week the country was astounded to hear that the State of Mississippi finally ratified the 13th Amendment abolishing slavery.
The vote was brought about by a University of Mississippi Medical Center professor after viewing the film LINCOLN and subsequently discovered that the measure had been passed by both branches of the state legislature, but never registered with the Federal authorities. This oversight was righted by an unanimous vote, although a number of 'ssippi representatives abstained from casting a yea or nay.
I was speaking with a Southern friend who defended Mississippi's reluctance to join the modern world, "Everyone sold slaves back then. Africans captured other Africans to sell to the Arabs and Portuguese."
"That may be true, but it's also no excuse for slavery." My Yankee side of the family had been involved in shipping during those centuries of human trafficking. There was a chance that they might have transported slaves to the South and West Indies, but that was a long time ago. "There's no place for slavery in this world, even though it exists throughout the world and even in the USA where young people are forced to work as unpaid interns with corporations."
"They have to learn somehow."
"Not as slaves." There is no other word for it.
The South will not rise again and neither should slavery exist in any state in America, but it does no matter what Mississippi does.
Tuesday, February 19, 2013
Pope Reverend Ike I
Monday, February 18, 2013
Penguins and Dwarves
a joke from the roue of Bangkok, Alan Platt
The 7 Dwarfs go to the Vatican and, because they are the 7 Dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope. Grumpy leads the pack.
'Grumpy, my son,' says the Pope, 'What can I do for you?'
Grumpy asks, 'Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?'
The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome.
In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling.
Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them.
Grumpy turns back, 'Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?'
The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe
This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter.
Once again, Grumpy turns around and silences them with an angry glare.
Grumpy turns back and says, 'Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?'
The Pope, really confused by the questions says, 'I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.'
The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting......
'Grumpy screwed a penguin!'
'Grumpy screwed a penguin!'
Papal Bungee Jumping
Pope Evil The 12th
Sunday, February 17, 2013
Mark Kamins RIP
Near Misses From the Stars
Yesterday a meteor scorched the sky over Russia. Its sonic boom broke windows and flaming contrail brightened the snowy steppes. Its path was recorded by thousands of cell phones and both RT News and the BBC broadcasted various videos of the fiery celestial visitor. Its sonic boom over the Ural city of Chelyabinsk broke thousands of windows and the flurry of broken glass shards wounded hundreds of residents watch the cosmic phenomena.
Chelyabinsk was off-limits throughout the Cold War, since the USSR's top-secret nuclear research were located to the far north of the city and now is Russia's main nuclear-waste management area. Accordingly Chelyabinsk has a well-deserved reputation for secretiveness along with a nasty streak of inhospitality.
The meteor came out of the sun and there was little warning of its approach.
The explosion from the meteor's break-up was estimated to equal twenty Hiroshima blasts.
No one has found the earth-fall of the meteorite.
Similar reports came from San Francisco and Cuba, leading some astrologists to conjecture that these were fragments of a large asteroid passing very close to the Earth.
About 17,150 miles (27,600 kilometers) above the planet's surface.
And that's close.
But a miss is okay with asteroids.
I have no interest in acting as a screaming extra in the remake of Bruce Willis' ARMAGEDDON.
He really does suck as much as Chuck Norris.
ps there were two cars in Iowa in 1903. They had an accident outside of Davenport. Of course that could be a myth, but I remember reading it somewhere.Thursday, February 14, 2013
Air Command Mentality
Wednesday, February 13, 2013
Drone Sweet Drone
Ted Nugent Shows Class
Sly Stone At Franklin Park 1974
Sly and the Family Stone launched funky soul in the late 60s with the Godfather of Soul, James Brown, and Parliament-Funkadelic.
The group hit mega-gold with their 4th LP, STAND and its # 1 hit EVERYDAY PEOPLE. Success was no a friend to Sly. His cocaine habit infected the other band members. He no-showed many concerts and passed out at others. Audiences rioted, earning Sly and the Stone a reputation for trouble, but on July 7, 1974 the group headlined an outdoor show at Boston’s Franklin Park.
Richard Pryor opened the day to be followed by Donald Byrd and the Blackbirds with their cross-over hit ROCK CREEK PARK, The Hues Corporation's ROCK THE BOAT, and Tower of Power. 20,000 fans had paid $5.50 to benefit the Elma Lewis School of Arts. Few expected Sly to perform that evening.
He had missed a third of his concerts in 1971.
My friend AK attended the concert and to this day says that Sly’s performance was unforgettable.
I missed the show, because I was working in Cape Ann as a waiter in a gay restaurant over the town line from Gloucester. It was a dry bar. Customers had to bring their own bottles. The owner fed the staff stiff fried liver and left-overs. I was fired later in the month for eating an off-limit dessert. I can still taste that pecan pie. It was good.
After his peak Sly’s musical efforts dropped down the Billboard charts, although songs from STAND remain a mainstay of 60s rock revival radio stations.
By the 80s he had vanished from the scene.
In 2006 Sly appeared at the Grammy Awards to play I WANT TO TAKE YOU HIGHER.
At the end of the song the once-time superstar walked off the stage and drove off on his motorcycle.
Future outings across the world amplified the singer’s embrace of failure.
Gone were the money, the mansions, the cars, and the acclaim.
Sly re-entered the news with the media excoriating his fall from grace.
Sly Stone lives in a van. His neighborhood is Crenshaw in LA. Friends support this life style. He maintains that he is happy.
Straight too.
The newspapers reported his present state with joy, for those who will never achieve can't love nothing better than to witness a high-flyer's descent from heaven to reinforce their lack of trying.
CBS and Fox News aren't waiting for the collapse of the banks. They love the rich.
But not the nigger rich. They get what they deserve.
Da money come and da money go.
Sly was no exception, but I'm sure he had a good time. All I want for him is to have a happy ending, because listening to SEX MACHINE is a gas.
To hear Sly and the Family Stone's SEX MACHINE
Please go to the following URL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cffPwrmx6KE
ROCK CREEK PARK Donald Byrd and the Blackbyrds
In September 1974 my good friend AK swears we saw them with the Hues Corporation, Richard Pryor, and Sly Stone at Franklin Park in Boston. If I don't remember that, does that mean I didn't see them.
RIP Donald Byrd
To hear , please go to the following URL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkXh4kRTBVk