Monday, June 4, 2012

Cannibal Capture

The BBC News have announced the Berlin Police's capture of the Canadian cannibal/porno star/bisexual/model/transsexual Luka Magnotta. His crime of killing a Chinese student and posting body parts to various political figures had gripped the imagination of the media, who followed his flight from America's northern neighbor to the Europe with the enraptured interest any reporter who give to a bisexual tranny cannibal murderer. According to arresting polizei cadets Luka surrendered at an internet cafe, simply saying in English, "You got me". Speaking German was not among his many talents, so now Canadians can rest easy. The murderer is in jail. He will be extradited to Montreal to face various charges ranging from murder to unauthorized shipment of human parts. ps There is no death penalty in Canada.

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