Last weekend the City of Bangor, Maine staged a zombie outbreak for the benefit of EMS and police. Homeland Security officials insisted that the fake emergency required the same treatment as a normal virus infection or toxic spill, but adding zombies to the drill interested people who normally wouldn't have been interested in the event.
ie wannabe zombies.
The US Center for Disease Control has refuted any and all claims about the existence of the undead, then again 78% of Americans believe in a man-god in a toga.
Zombies or God.
I don't believe in either, but if zombies do exist then I hope that they are the slow-moving zombies. I'm in no shape to outrun the fast undead like those in RESIDENT EVIL.
Monday, June 25, 2012
The Undead Of Maine
Emergency officials in Maine have taken part in a training exercise in preparation for a zombie apocalypse. This comes just weeks after the federal government publicly denied the existence of zombies.
Last weekend the City of Bangor, Maine staged a zombie outbreak for the benefit of EMS and police. Homeland Security officials insisted that the fake emergency required the same treatment as a normal virus infection or toxic spill, but adding zombies to the drill interested people who normally wouldn't have been interested in the event.
ie wannabe zombies.
The US Center for Disease Control has refuted any and all claims about the existence of the undead, then again 78% of Americans believe in a man-god in a toga.
Zombies or God.
I don't believe in either, but if zombies do exist then I hope that they are the slow-moving zombies. I'm in no shape to outrun the fast undead like those in RESIDENT EVIL.
Last weekend the City of Bangor, Maine staged a zombie outbreak for the benefit of EMS and police. Homeland Security officials insisted that the fake emergency required the same treatment as a normal virus infection or toxic spill, but adding zombies to the drill interested people who normally wouldn't have been interested in the event.
ie wannabe zombies.
The US Center for Disease Control has refuted any and all claims about the existence of the undead, then again 78% of Americans believe in a man-god in a toga.
Zombies or God.
I don't believe in either, but if zombies do exist then I hope that they are the slow-moving zombies. I'm in no shape to outrun the fast undead like those in RESIDENT EVIL.
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