Sunday, June 3, 2012

Tough Talking for Drunks

THINGS THAT ARE HARD TO PRONOUNCE WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Indubitably; Innovative; Preliminary; Proliferation; Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Specificity; British Constitution; Passive-aggressive disorder; Loquacious; Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.

Nope, no more booze for me.

Sorry, but you're not really my type.

Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight.

Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

Sorry, I'm being such a jackass.

This wisdom is thanks to the painter Bryan le Bouef

He drinks a little now and then too

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