Friday, July 11, 2008

GW Bush's New War


"If at first you can't succeed, you try, try again."

With casualties in Afghanistan topping Iraq for the first time since the USA's twin-pronged invasion of the Middle East, GW Bush can't claim success for his Democracy 101 policies, however the president has dangerously upgraded the situation in the fertile crescent by allowing Israeli airplanes to practice in Iraqi airspace as well as land at US bases in the Anbar province according to a unverified report from the Jerusalem Post.

Their target - the nuclear facilities in Iran.

Flight time from these bases to Bushehr in five minutes.

GW Bush has the full backing of his neo-con base and has taken strength for the plurality of 1% of the American public to attempt a three-front war much like Mad Lopez of Paraguay who insanely invaded Uruguay and Argentina to attack Brazil. This 19th century conflict succeeded in annihilating 90% of Paraguay's male population over the age of 14.

GW Bush would never do that to the American public for the safety of a military welfare state like Israel, unless he thinks this attack will bring on the crisis leading to suspension of the presidential election so he can serve a 3rd term.

Mad, am I?

The Vegas odds on Bush serving a 3rd term have dropped to 400-1.

This rumor of war preparation had the usual effect of spiking the oil prices to $147/barrel and it's all based on a rumor.

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