Phuket City instituted a new computer program desinged to track undesirable foreigners in that tourist town and Immigration officials vowed to utilize these advances to restore confidence in the nation.
"This is a year of investment for Thailand." The General declared unaware that the global economy is in the shitter. "We need to identify potential trouble-makers who are dragging down the name of Thailand."
Meaning more farangs will be deemed persona non grata by the Immigration officials as soon as they can figure out how to coordinate the new computers with old school work ethics.
The General was angered by the 54 Burmese who suffocated in Ranong, but did not suggest any judicial proceedings against the deceased illegals, rather he blamed the Thai authorities for the tragedy. “I do not deny that fact that the integrity of government officials across the board must now be more closely monitored and action taken against those involved.”
VIP visitors will also be serviced better by the new system.
"Farangs known to be honest, responsible and posing no threat to Thailand can be issued cards that will facilitate swift passage past immigration checkpoints."
In fact funds are in the budget to hire one more sweeper in the Phuket airport to facilitate cleanliness.
And we all know what cleanliness is next to.
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